Music Class
The first graders were attending
their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to start at the very beginning.
She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up
and write a note on it.
The little girl went to the
blackboard, looked thoughtful for a minute and wrote, “Dear Aunt Emma. Just a
short note to tell you I’m fine.”
The Wedding
“How did the wedding go?” asked the preacher’s wife. “Just fine,” the preacher explained, “until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, ‘Do you think I’m nuts?’ “And the groom said, ‘I do,’ and then things really began to happen fast.”
Free
The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands. “Where did you get it?” his mother asked. “I bought it with the quarter you gave me.” “The quarter I gave you was for Sunday School.” “I know Mom,” said the boy, “but the minister met me at the door and got me in free.”
