Life After Death / Friends?? / Framing Nails

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“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

Friends??

Overheard in the church. “You must be a friend of the groom?” “I should say not! I’m the bride’s mother!”

Framing Nails

One of my picture frames was broken, and I decided to try my hand at repairing it. A screw was missing in one corner, so I called the hardware store. “Do you carry screws for picture frames?” I asked. “What size do you need?” “I don’t know, but it’s rather small.” The man sighed. “Ma’am, would that be closer to ‘itsy-bitsy’ or ‘teeny-weeny?’

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