“The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
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A Frenchman, an Italian and an American walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Vague
Being vague is just as bad as that other thing.
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A biker rally is a really bad time for your car horn to stick.
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“I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I’m 10 cm too short.”