It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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One day I’ll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
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I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction – I get to the end and say, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
Happiness
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.
