I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Stephen Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Stephen Wright
“The human brain is a wonderful thing: it starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in…
Drop a piano on an Army base and I’ll show you A-flat major!
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.