I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Stephen Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Stephen Wright
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four state troopers and a dog.”
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.