“A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.”
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“A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.”
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. (Another good reason to end your day in God’s presence…)
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The ticket said “scratch to win.” I’ve been scratching myself for hours and I still haven’t won anything!
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Old age: When you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.