The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, “That’s us in ten years.”
She replied, “That’s a mirror.”
The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, “That’s us in ten years.”
She replied, “That’s a mirror.”
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
“Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?”
Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded…
“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.” Buddy Hackett