The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, “That’s us in ten years.”
She replied, “That’s a mirror.”
The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, “That’s us in ten years.”
She replied, “That’s a mirror.”
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
Old age: When you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
“Self-esteem-boosting tip: Whenever you receive mail addressed to “resident,” just write a big “P” in front of that to make yourself feel more important.”
“When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed!”