Ageing
Doctor: “You’re in great shape for your age, but I’m not a magician – I can’t make you any younger.”
Elderly Patient: “Who asked you to make me younger? Just make sure I get older!”
Good fishing spot
Two guys were fishing on a river.
One catches the biggest catfish either one had ever seen. He says to his buddy, “We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.”
His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big ‘X’ on the bottom of his boat.
The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. “You idiot! What if we bring another boat next time?”
Foreign language
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, “Woof!” and the cat runs away.
“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
