One rose
A guy goes into a florist shop that has a sign: “Say It With Flowers.”
He says, “One rose, please.”
“Just one?” asks the florist.
“Yes. I’m a man of few words.”
Reward
A lady lost her handbag at the mall. An honest young lad found it and returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she said, “Hmm, that’s funny. When I lost my bag, there was a R200 note in it. Now there are twenty R10 notes.”
The boy replied, “That IS funny. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
Fishing Trip
Van der Merwe and his friend go on a fishing vacation. They buy fancy equipment, rent a great cabin, bring enough food to feed a battalion, and start fishing. They fish all week. They catch exactly ONE fish. Depressed, they go home with their paltry catch.
Van der Merwe’s friend: “Do you realize this one lousy fish cost us R 15 000??”
Van der Merwe : “Wow! Good thing we didn’t catch more.”
