A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told Him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
Overheard in a coffee shop:
In the good old times, people used to remove their hats to show respect.
Look at today’s generation. They remove their earphones to give respect.
Judge Hammonds and Judge Ridgeley were both arrested on a Tuesday for over-speeding. Instead of being tried in court by a third judge, they had this brilliant idea to hear each others case.
Judge Hammonds took the bench while Judge Ridgeley stood at the defendant’s table. As pre-arranged, Judge Ridgeley admitted that he was guilty. Judge Hammonds let go the fine, and only gave a small reprimand.
They switched places and now it was Judge Ridgeley’s turn to pass the judgement. Judge Hammonds admitted to the charge of speeding, and Judge Ridgeley wasted no time in fining the other judge R3000 plus court expenses.
Judge Hammonds was infuriated and demanded from Judge Ridgeley why he had not kept his part of the bargain.
Judge Ridgeley was calm and replied, “Well, this is the 2nd such case in a day. Someone needs to get strict about all this over-speeding!”