Look Like Mom
A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.
“I’m going to look just like you, Mommy!” she announced.
“Maybe, when you grow up,” her mother told her.
“No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that ‘Oil of Old Lady’ you always use.”
Dead Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw a Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.
She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Bunny and killed it. What should I do? “
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do.
She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Bunny came to back life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road.
Fifty meters away the Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road. Then in another 50m, he turned, waved hopped and did it again in another 50m!
The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what could possibly be in that woman’s spray can.
He said to the woman, “What is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
Motivation
The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers.
Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogans, he said, “It worked too well: the bookkeeper skipped with R200,000; the senior clerk eloped with the best secretary I’ve ever had; three salesmen asked for raises; and the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike.”
