After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an
enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton
in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the
same company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items… with
a “thank you” note from the manufacturer.
“Well, What do you think?” asked his smiling
“I think that next time,” Dewey replied.
“I’m writing to
My son is the manager
of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced
glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who
called about the job said he had over 10 years of experience.
“Where have you
worked as a glazier?” my son asked.
The man replied,
at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took.
Finally, she took a small piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him.
she said to the dog.
answered, “Under the circumstances, I hardly know what to say!”