Bugs Bunny
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a Bugs Bunny sitting on one of the shelves.
“What are you doing in there?” she asked.
The rabbit replied: “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”
To which the lady replied, “Yes.”
“Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing.”
Temptation
Connie told her 3-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed and he was found jumping from one bed to the other.
Connie said, “Dean, you weren’t jumping on the beds again, were you?”
He stood before her with his little head dropped low and said, “I’m trying so hard to quit.”
Visit to the vet
A client brought a litter of Golden Retriever puppies to the local veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming.
As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, the experienced vet realized it would be difficult to tell which had been treated and which hadn’t. The Vet turned on the water faucet, wet her fingers and moistened each dog’s head as she finished giving each one the necessary shots.
After the fourth puppy, the vet noticed her hitherto talkative client had grown silent and was looking rather reverent.
As the animal doctor sprinkled the last pup’s head, the owner leaned forward and whispered, “I didn’t know they had to be baptized, too.”
