Good Sermon!
After a very long and boring sermon the parishoners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons.”Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God!”
The pastor was thrilled. “No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why.”
“Well – it reminded me of the Peace of God because it passed all understanding and the Love of God because it endured forever!”
My Dad’s Better Than Your Dad
Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, “My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank.” The second boy said, “That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!” The third boy said, “That’s nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!”
War Heroes
As everyone was leaving the church, the Pastor noticed a young boy in the hallway, looking at a number of pictures on the wall. He said, “Well, hello, young man, how are you today?” The boy said, “Oh, fine.” The pastor said, “I see you are looking at the pictures on the wall, do you know who the men in those pictures are?” The boy said “No, who are they?” The pastor said proudly “Well, son, those are pictures of the men in our congregation that gave their life in the service”. The boy replied, ” The 10 o’clock or the 11 o’clock service?
