What did you say?
On a Sunday morning a couple celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary. In the small church where they had worshiped for many years, the pastor called them forward to be recognized by the congregation and prayed a blessing over them.
Afterward the pastor asked them if there is anything they would like to say to one another in everyone’s presence.
The wife turned to her husband and with a rather weak voice said, “You are tried and true.”
Her husband replied, “HUH?”
“Ahem. You are tried and true.”
“OH YEAH?! WELL I’M TIRED OF YOU, TOO.”
Bragging
Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were.
“I’m so tough,” said the first boy, “that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week.”
“Well,” said the second little boy, “I’m so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day.”
“That’s nothing,” said the third boy. “When my parents take me to see my gramma and grampa, I can wear them out in a hour.”
Training
The town’s fire marshall was conducting a health and safety course at the senior center.
He asked Mrs. Frobisher, “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Mrs. Frobisher answered, “Really big ones.”
