Train Good News
A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. “No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line (if you didn’t guess by now), the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill in the middle of nowhere.
The engineer needed to inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and always trying to look on the bright side of things, made the following announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time until the additional engines arrive. The good news is that you didn’t take this trip in a plane!”
Talking to a bush
George W. Bush saw Moses at the grocery store and said, “Hey, aren’t you Moses?”
Moses said nothing just kept on shopping.
A few aisles over W ran into Moses again, and said “Hey, aren’t you Moses?”
Again Moses said nothing.
A few aisles over again George saw Moses and said, “I just KNOW you’re Moses!”
This time Moses replied, “Hey, the last time I talked to a Bush, I ended up in the wilderness for 40 years!”
Star trek Q&A
Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have?
A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
