Stair Climbing
Most mornings I go to the local gym to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was still climbing. I went to another machine to continue my work out. He was still climbing. I wondered what motivated him to work so vigorously.
He finally finished and as he walked by where I was working out, I said to him, “You were really climbing those stairs.”
His reply, “Yeah, I was.”
I asked, “What were you going to do when you got to the top?”
“Grab a pie.”
Cause of deaths
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone – that’s actually what caused many of their deaths … pillow fights.”
Finding Good Help
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified the police and he was arrested.
Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. “What happened to the drummer you had?” he asked me.
“I had him arrested,” I replied. We said good-bye and hung up.
A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, “How badly did he play?”
