Things A Mom Doesn’t Want To Hear
1. I swallowed a goldfish.
2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.
3. Does grape juice leave a stain?
4. Look, I painted the front door!
5. The principal called…
6. But DAD says that word all the time.
7. What’s it cost to fix a window?
8. The dog doesn’t like dressing up in your clothes.
9. Has anyone seen my earthworms???
10. I’m going to run away!! (Well, maybe SOME days…)
When men shop
A wife asks her husband, “Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
