Humor 02/06/14


020614Things A Mom Doesn’t Want To Hear

1. I swallowed a goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. Look, I painted the front door!

5. The principal called…

6. But DAD says that word all the time.

7. What’s it cost to fix a window?

8. The dog doesn’t like dressing up in your clothes.

9. Has anyone seen my earthworms???

10. I’m going to run away!! (Well, maybe SOME days…)

When men shop

A wife asks her husband, “Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

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