You drive into the petrol station …
1955 – four guys run out to your car – you sit back and smile
Today – four guys run out to your car – you scream and pull away as quickly as you can
Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:
“Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers.”
Cashier reply’s:
“That’ll be R 80.00 for the pinwheels, R 100 for the flamingos, R 60 for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!”
Self-Righteousness
Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage.
“Stop this game,” he shouted, “Smith is cheating!”
“How do you know?”
“He’s not playing the hand I dealt him.”
