“Enlisting Choices”
“Daddy,” said my 11-year-old daughter, “I think I want to join the Army.”
“Baby,” I answered, “I think the Air Force would be a better option for you.”
“But I don’t want to be a pilot.”
“You don’t have to be a pilot,” I told her. “There are other jobs in the Air Force.”
Her answer: “I don’t want to be a flight attendant either.”
“Prison Break”
The prison officer tells the warden, “Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.”
The alarmed warden says, “Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police.
With a surprised look the officer says, “Shouldn’t we call the doctor first  it looks as if it might be measles.
First visit
There was this lady who was visiting a church for the first time one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation actually fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”
The man replied, “You’re not the only one, ma’am. I’m glad it’s done, too!”
