Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out.
His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.
When the basket was passed around, she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johnny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating, “If I can’t eat, I won’t pay!”
The young woman really thought she’d been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant.
As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, “So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried”?
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, “Thrown.”
One night a father was helping his son with his homework.
The father asked, “What is the Gross National Product”?
The little boy pondered for a minute and replied, “Spinach”?