We had cured ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what illness it was cured of.
We had cured ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what illness it was cured of.
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.
If you travel alone into desolate places, always bring a deck of cards. If you get lost you need only start playing Solitaire. Someone will…
“All this talk about death by chocolate, yet chocolate still roams free.”
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.