If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
The man who says
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Keep your mouth shut
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name
“The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.”