If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
One half of the world doesn’t understand the other half, and it doesn’t matter which half you’re in.
Just remember… if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it’s time to throw BOTH out.