Cell phone call
En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone.
“Excuse me. That can’t be on during the flight,” I reminded her. “Besides, we’re over the ocean-you won’t get a signal out here.”
“That’s okay,” she said. “I’m just calling my daughter. She’s sitting up in first class.”
Application
A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator’s office.
“What is the meaning of this?” the personnel officer asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I’ve discovered this is the first position you’ve ever held.”
“True,” the young man answered with a smile, “in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination.”
Rabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you have any wittle wabbits?”
And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a wittle white wabby or a wittle bwack wabby? Or maybe that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?”
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet little voice, “I don’t fink my pyfon weally cares.”
