Silly Quotes

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity. Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.” Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.” Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them. President George Bush

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us. Bob Dole

“I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!” Indicted Chicago Alderman

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.” Gerry Brown

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win. Doug Collins

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” Pedro Guerrero