Silly Quotes

Untitled Document The team has come along slow but fast. Casey Stengel

Untitled Document The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games. David Garcia

Untitled Document The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe. Mayor Frank Rizzo

We’re just physically not physical enough. Denny Crum

I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. Jacques le Blanc

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there’ll be a record. Mark Fowlr

Untitled Document If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. Dick Cavett

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do. Yogi Berra

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. Weisert

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” Dan Quayle