Bulletin Bloopers:
Please bring your baked goofs for the Fall Sale.
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
There is joy in heaven over one singer who repents.
The choir will meet at the Jones home for fun and sinning.
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Animal Crackers
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
“What are you doing?” his Mom asked.
“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”
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Memento
Friend: “I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?”
Woman: “Yes, it’s a lock of my husband’s hair.”
Friend: “But your husband is still alive.”
Woman: “I know, but his hair is gone.”
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Identity
It was the beginning of term at a primary school. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and asked his name…..
“Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee”, he replied.
“How do you spell that?” asked the teacher.
“My mother helps me.” said the little boy.
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Business Smarts
Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After years of a peaceful co-existence, the Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.”
The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We make the best violins in the world.”
Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop saying: “We make the best violins on the block.”
