I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Push the envelope No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says the glass is half empty, and the engineer says the glass is twice as…
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles