I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
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The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Operation funny
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.” Henny Youngman
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Always keep several get well cards on the mantle – if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.
A committee is a group of people
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.