What Would You Be?The Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “Let’s take an example. If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be? Little Johnny?”
“You’d be his wife!”
A Nice Surprise
My new girlfriend, Karen, got a job at a local hardware store. “The owner doesn’t want us hanging out with our friends,” she said. “If you stop by, tell them you’re my brother.”
On my first visit, I walked to the customer service desk and asked the older woman there, “Is Karen around?” When she looked at me quizzically, I added, “I’m her brother.”
She smiled. “What a nice surprise. I’m Karen’s mother.”
Not Enough Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take
the red pill with another big glass of water.”
the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammers, “Gee doc, exactly what’s my problem”?
The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”