“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.”
Buddy Hackett
“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.”
Buddy Hackett
“Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance.”
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
“Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self.”
You’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before.