“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Archeologists in Egypt now say it’s not true that the pyramids were built by slaves. They say the pyramids were built by paid workers. You…
You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.” Buddy Hackett