I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.
I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
“When I’m driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I’m not…
The French don’t care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly.
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”