“Last week, the temperature was in the 20s and yesterday it got up to 45 degrees. It’s crazy, I keep having to change my outfit and my position on global warming.”
Jimmy Fallon
“Last week, the temperature was in the 20s and yesterday it got up to 45 degrees. It’s crazy, I keep having to change my outfit and my position on global warming.”
Jimmy Fallon
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Every time I hear that dirty word, “exercise,” I wash out my mouth with chocolate.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
“Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.”