“Last week, the temperature was in the 20s and yesterday it got up to 45 degrees. It’s crazy, I keep having to change my outfit and my position on global warming.”
Jimmy Fallon
“Last week, the temperature was in the 20s and yesterday it got up to 45 degrees. It’s crazy, I keep having to change my outfit and my position on global warming.”
Jimmy Fallon
Archaeologists never discover anything new.
Don’t give up on your dreams…unless your dreams are really, really stupid.
What’s the worst thing about buying a new boomerang? Throwing away the old one.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Stephen Wright