“Nice Boyfriend”One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.”
“Oh please, Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
“Zoo Thank You”
As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives thank you notes from members of school groups.
One of her favorites said: “Dear Sally, I am a third grader. I loved all the animals in the zoo. You were the best of all.”
Work relations
Why did you leave your last job?
It was something the boss said.
Was he abusive?
Not exactly.
What did he say then?
You’re fired.