“Golf Friendless”
“Bob, why don’t you play golf with John anymore?” asked a friend.
“Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren’t watching?” Bob asked.
“Well, no,” admitted the friend.
“Neither will John,” replied Bob.
Organized
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life? “
“Yes,” said her friend. “My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I’m married to an undertaker.”
Her friend asked, “What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?”
“One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”
Camping Experience
It was the first camping experience for Paul. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.
“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.
“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Paul.
The other camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”
“Listen,” groaned Paul, “if he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!”
