“Pick your friends, but not to pieces.”
Related Posts
Humor Quote
“It’s a good thing your car can’t travel at the speed of light – your headlights wouldn’t work.”
Humor Quote
“I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus.”
Never buy
Never buy an appliance from a man on the street who’s out of breath.
Hallucinating
I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.