I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.
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“Fragile. Do not drop.” Posted on a Boeing 757
To find something lost
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes!