Out of Work
The following conversation took
“Honey,” his wife
To which the husband replies,
Hannah was spending the night with
her grandparents. At bath-time Hannah asked her grandmother if they were going
to church the next morning. When Grandma said yes, Hannah turned up her nose
and said, “I don’t like Sunday school.”
“But Hannah,” Grandma
replied, “we should learn all we can about God.”
“I learned all about that
when we lived in
“Well, I’ve been going to
church all my life and I haven’t learned everything about God,” Grandma
“Maybe you weren’t paying
Who told you?
A fellow was driving home down a
winding country road on a foggy night when he hit a pig. He pulled the
poor critter to the side of the road and then looked around for a farmhouse
where he could report the accident. But he couldn’t see anything in the
fog, so he drove home.
Shortly after he arrived home, the
doorbell rang. When he opened the door, there stood a highway patrolman
who asked, “Were you driving on Route 180 a few minutes ago?”
The man nodded. “Did you hit
something in the road?” the patrolman inquired.
“Yes,” the man
confessed. “I hit a pig.”
“Don’t you know it’s illegal
to injure an animal and not report it to the owner?” the patrolman said.
The man nodded again.
“Because of the fog, I couldn’t find a nearby farmhouse where I could
report it,” he explained. “By the way, how did you find out
“The pig squealed,” the