I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
What’s the worst thing about buying a new boomerang? Throwing away the old one.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
“Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self.”