I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
“My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”…
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.
Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches…