“My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”
Rodney Dangerfield
I finished 50 push-ups this morning! (I started them in 2005.)
Women should not have children after 35. Really…35 children are enough.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.