My Spell Checker / Oopside-Down / Repeat After Me

ImageMy Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word. And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the era rite Its rarely ever wrong.
I’ve scent this massage threw it, And I’m shore your pleased too no Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.


A man calling refrigerator repair service: “My refrigeratorisn’t working!”
“What kind is it?”
“It’s a small one.”
“Electric, gas or propane?”
“Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don’t need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well”
Second call, a few minutes later: “The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!”

Repeat After Me
Dinosaurs are fascinating. My four-year-old is obsessed with them.
Recently, we were riding on a bus and he asked another passenger for her name.
“My name is Deena,” she said. “Can you say Deena?”
“Deena,” said my son. “Can you say pachycephalosaurus?”
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