“I don’t want to say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’d come up sliced.”
Related Posts
What is “junk”?
“Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.”
Humor Quote
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
A friend listens
A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.
a fish
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.; give a man a stick of dynamite and soon the whole village will be…