Mothers Day surprise
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
“It’s a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”
College Applicant
Parents can be very upset when their children don’t get into the college of their choice.
As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know why her daughter had been turned down. Avoiding any mention of the transcript full of D’s, I explained that her daughter just wasn’t as “competitive” as the admitted class.
“Why doesn’t she try anther school for a year and then transfer?” I suggested.
“Another school!” exclaimed the Mother. “Have you seen her grades?”
Dextrocardia Question
I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia.
“What’s that?” she asked.
“It means my heart is on the right side of my chest rather than on the left,” I answered. “You should set up your machine to accommodate that.”
As she attached the wires, she asked casually, “Tell me, have you had that for long?”
