“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.”
“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.”
Always keep several get well cards on the mantle – if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.
Untitled Document It is better to be patient than it is to become one.