Lowest Prices
The
shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up
next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when
another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an
even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put
the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read … MAIN ENTRANCE
So Proud!
The
minister had just finished an excellent chicken dinner at the home of a member
of his congregation. Sitting on the porch after dinner he saw a rooster come
strutting through the yard. “That’s certainly a proud-looking rooster you
have there,” the minister commented. “Yes sir,” replied the
farmer. “He has reason to be proud, one of his sons just entered the
ministry!”
Great Hat!
In a hat shop a salesgirl gushed,
“That’s the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger.”
“Then I don’t want it,” retorted the customer. “I certainly
can’t afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!”
