Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?
I hate it when I think that I’m buying “Organic” vegetables, but when I get home they’re just regular donuts
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.” Buddy Hackett
“You know you’re old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.”