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The sentence below is true.
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You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”
“Last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts.”
I don’t approve of political jokes … I’ve seen too many of them get elected
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”