Life insurance
Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency.
During the discussion, she asked, “Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?”
The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, “Probably 20 to life.”
Valentine’s day
When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine’s Day, my daughter’s friend quickly opened the card. All it said was “No.” What did that mean?
She called her husband, who said, “I didn’t attach any message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said, ‘No.'”
Eating squash
Little Susie: “I don’t want to eat this squash.”
Mommy: “But it’s good for you, darling.”
Little Susie: “But I don’t LIKE it!”
Mommy: “You like pretending. Why don’t you pretend it’s ice cream?”
Little Susie: “Why can’t I just pretend it’s gone?”
Perspective
Audrey Kelly wrote of a visit she made to a pharmacy. A couple of teenagers came in. They were both dressed in leather, chains and safety pins. The boy had blue-and-purple spiked hair, and the girl’s hair was dyed a bright yellow. Suddenly the boy picked up a pair of sunglasses and tried them on. “What do you think of these?” he asked his girlfriend.
She howled, “Take them off! They make you look ridiculous!”
I guess you could say it was a matter of perspective.
