Working at the ZooA guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
The zoo tells the guy that they’ll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla’s skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn’t so bad, he thinks and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest, roaring and swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.
He’s terrified and starts screaming, “Help, Help, Help!”
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, “You better be quiet or we’ll both lose our jobs!”
Watching Football
After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning.
“It’s twenty to seven,” she called.
“Yeah? Who’s winning”?
“Intolerance”
A scientist found, to his great surprise, that he was lactose intolerant (unable to digest milk sugar). At dinner that night with his two young daughters (age 9 and 4 years), he mentioned that he had found out that he was lactose intolerant and tried to explain to them what that meant.
A couple of months later, he took the kids to a local restaurant for a quick breakfast before shopping. The place was very busy, but the quality of the food and service were obviously not up to par. When they finally got their breakfast, his youngest daughter took a look at her father’s omelet and burnt toast and declared very loudly to the waitress “My Daddy can’t eat that toast, he is black toast intolerant.”
