Abe Lincoln’s Age
A father said to his son, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
The son replied, “When Lincoln was your age, he was President.”
Golf Secret
A reporter, interviewing Jack Nicklaus: “Jack, you are spectacular! You really know your way around the course. What is your secret?”
Jack: “The holes are numbered.”
Success
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.
“Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush.
Then another day I dropped my finger on another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those mines really produced. Now, I’m as rich as Rockefeller.”
The successful friend was so impressed that he rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it open, and dropped his finger on a page.
He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the words, “Chapter Eleven.”
